A Pirate's Glossary of Terms

For shits and giggles.  

R.Kelly : Trapped in the Closet : The Saga Continues

FORGET THE PEE THING FOR JUST A MINUTE.  YES, I KNOW I'M ASKING FOR SOMETHING SERIOUS, BUT THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.  NOW I'VE CORRUPTED MY SISTER WITH THIS, SO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF.  BECAUSE I CARE.

THIS IS THE FUNNIES SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN IN ABOUT 10 YEARS.  I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN I ( Read more... )

If there's a smell that takes you back to a simpler time, a smell that can cause one to reminisce IN THE GOOD WAY, a smell that, IMHO, is on par with fresh baked cookies...just look under the cut.

( Pencil shavings and rectangular pieces of pizza with nibblet corn as a side dish... )

( my day sucking hardcore = lamest pirate story ever )

It's just the same old shit these days. Here's some pretty. Pics of The Man's handiwork with the plants. And my new shoes.

( I stole my plants' souls )

Johnny Depp helped produce an album of pirate songs.  **it will me mine...oh, yes, mine...**

Amazon's summary :

"While working on the two "Pirates Of The Carribean" films, Johnny Depp and director Gore Verbinski became fascinated with the lore and fable of the pirates and sailors who ran the high seas. Enter legendary producer Hal Wilner, who ( Read more... )

Tomorrow, bright and early at 7am, I find out what's causing the festering wounds and pustules cropping up on my legs.  Yeah, that's a nice description, I know, but that's what it IS.  They already called and said it wasn't MSRA, aka the crap that puts you in the hospital, so yay that!  BUT, did they culture for everything?  They wouldn't say any ( Read more... )